Attention Boot Lickers: Tesla Is Now Selling $450 Bottles Of Mezcal

Tesla, the Elon Musk–run tech company whose mission statement is “accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy,” has just released a $450 lightning bolt–shaped bottle of Mezcal. How this bottle of liquor serves to accelerate the world’s transition to sustainable energy eludes me, but Tesla has previously…Read more...

Attention Boot Lickers: Tesla Is Now Selling $450 Bottles Of Mezcal

Tesla, the Elon Musk–run tech company whose mission statement is “accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy,” has just released a $450 lightning bolt–shaped bottle of Mezcal. How this bottle of liquor serves to accelerate the world’s transition to sustainable energy eludes me, but Tesla has previously…

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